[ Oh hey, it's J! Nice to see a familiar face inside the walls of his skull. Even if Matt is kind of constitutionally incapable of seeing any pantheon as "run of the mill."

He gets a bit of a sense of an emotional candy shell through the connection, but he doesn't particularly question it. Things have been exceptionally chaotic lately, even amid the background radiation of their circumstances, so Matt doesn't blame anyone for feeling less than pleasant. ]

When you put it that way, sounds like time to buy a desk calendar.

But ah, tasty anecdotes sound promising. By all means, feed me.

[ ... Oh God, that was stupid. That was the worst! Did that make it out of his brain?

Red-hot embarrassment spikes in Matt's mindscape, briefly flooding the connection before he gets a handle on it. ]