My duties included providing primary care to the young master, tending to the matters of his day to day from meals to bathing. Overseeing the household staff of his manor, understanding and applying the butler's principles of being anticipatory, friendly not familiar, privacy and confidentiality, invisible and available. Answering the telephone, receiving guests at the door and supervising their reception. Managing the household budgets and inventory supplies. Scheduling and overseeing vendors of contracted services. Collecting and collating information, including the infiltration of otherwise inaccesible areas or extraction of information from people through whatever means were most efficient. Neutralization of any threats to the young master's life and preparation of assassination of notable figures when necessary.

[ ...Some of these things are not like the other, and yet he continues without missing a beat. ]

Offering a high standard of social etiquette and formal service, planning and organizing parties and events, including overseeing and participating in proper table settings and entertainment preparations as well as performance, if no suitable performer existed. Serving and preparing meals and drinks and performs wait services related thereto, since the household chef was not be allowed near food because of his tendencies to use a flamethrower or the like rather than the oven. Performance of housekeeping duties duties since the maid was particularly clumsy and was too likely to break everything she touched. And finally, maintenance of the manor's gardens and grounds, since the gardener could only manage the most minor tasks of gardening before he inevitably kills them.

[ look they may be turbo dead but he still has to complain about how much his coworkers sucked, he's petty ]