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(Kenoma.) after the 6th of Firaseri. (cw: beheadings)
[ in the communion space, the Kenoma will feel Childe's presence along with a really obnoxious slurping sound, the exact kind you get when sipping out of a straw and the drink has reached near empty. A momentary flash of Hayame-chan's Beautiful Achamite Head Trio display is flashed as a memory along with a heavy sense of puzzlement over the effort keeping these heads clean and tidy. ]
Wow. Can any of you tell me more about this Pleroma called 'Hayame?' [ he sounds curious more than anything. In fact he finds this all amusing because it's just so... pointlessly grotesque and yet... there's some strange sense of dedication and care to the display.
He laughs now, deciding he finds it actually really funny and entertaining as the wide scope of their enemies starts to show itself.
He wonders if the other Pleroma tried to persuade Hayame not to do this but weren't successful? Or did they not care ... the latter doesn't sound quite right for a good chunk of the Pleroma at least, especially of the first wave arrivals.
It's be interesting to look into. ]
I'm very interested to hear from you if you can.
Wow. Can any of you tell me more about this Pleroma called 'Hayame?' [ he sounds curious more than anything. In fact he finds this all amusing because it's just so... pointlessly grotesque and yet... there's some strange sense of dedication and care to the display.
He laughs now, deciding he finds it actually really funny and entertaining as the wide scope of their enemies starts to show itself.
He wonders if the other Pleroma tried to persuade Hayame not to do this but weren't successful? Or did they not care ... the latter doesn't sound quite right for a good chunk of the Pleroma at least, especially of the first wave arrivals.
It's be interesting to look into. ]
I'm very interested to hear from you if you can.
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and oh, does childe ever get it. ]
Oh ho... what's someone giving head worth to you, anyway? Into anything else? Everyone has a price for their words.
[ don't start things you won't continue, j. childe's hoping you aren't that type of individual at all. ]
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Makoto's head was worth everything. ]
That eager to know more about our little filly that you'll proposition me for information?
[ This isn't a first by a long shot, or even surprising after hundreds of years spent in trades peddling himself to others in one form or another. But the ease by which he absorbs the offer doesn't reflect how likely he is to agree. ]
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J directly asking, however, means Childe can't really double back and insist on clarification. You just can't do that in Childe's line of work or you'll be seen as a negotiator that is easily intimidated and won't follow through on anything they claim. Ultimately, he was hoping the other wouldn't shy away from the offer, but he also wasn't expecting the other to so openly just spit out a counter question.
...No, he thinks for a second in the back of his mind locked away from the communion space. Info on the centaur is definitely not worth sucking someone's dick, especially since he hates doing anything he sees as submissive like that. But again, that's a bad way to end an offer you technically started. ]
—I would, but something tells me I'm not your type; so it really doesn't matter, correct?
Any other options I might be able to actually take advantage of?
sometimes when you're a miserable evil demon you gotta bully people into gay chicken to vent.
Due to his very nature as a creature that has spent hundreds of years profiting from the suffering of mortals, J's focus is immediately drawn to whatever Childe's deal is. For J, teasing him about this is much more entertaining than gossiping about Ms. Ornamental Head Arranger. And while he's not particularly looking to backslide into old professions, Childe doesn't need to know that. Or anything else beyond the vague sense of J's delight that seeps in through communion. It's a fact that doesn't prohibit him from weaponizing the notion, either. If only to pester someone for a little sport. ]
Now, now. Don't jump to conclusions. [ Bored and with time to kill, J could do this all day. And he's downright chipper about it, too. ] As if I'd be so rude as to turn down such a generous offer, after you've confirmed your willingness to oblige!
And seeing as how we haven't had the scintillating experience of meeting one-on-one, there's no way of telling if sparks will fly or not until that happens. [ Sweating yet, Childe? Now who's the one who shouldn't start things they aren't willing to follow through on? ]
Shall I name a time and place, so that we can find out?
1/2
Super Red Flags swinging in the air right now. ]
can't be helped! 2/2
[ well that sure got blurted out. either childe's
a) calling bluff
b) doesn't care
c) can't stand to lose at gay chicken
d) ????
e) all of the above
or:
f) [ REDACTED ]
Now that he thinks about it though, he's not even sure who this guy is? Considering he doesn't know anything about him, it wasn't the best idea to go head to head, but the other's in the same boat, anyway, right?
eh... it can wait once they get face to face. ]
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[ Childe, is that any way to respond to someone suffering through this Gay Chicken Fake Date with you??? The demon could quite nearly find it in himself to feel offended if his fellow Kenoma wasn't so perplexingly tense about an arrangement he essentially initiated. (Which J has no compunctions about ditching once he's tormented this man enough.) ]
Well, since you're clearly not having any sudden second thoughts- [ Don't mind him, J's just going to subtly insinuate the reverse and subtly needle you about that, Childe. ] Why don't we make it this evening?
Unless you have any pressing issues that need your immediate and undivided attention? [ He's giving you an out, buddy. If you want to tuck tail and run, now's the time! ]
good sorry don't feel like you have to reply after I took this long orz
Shit shit. gay chicken is only fun when you're on the side like J is, okay, noted! ]
—No plans here, no way. It's definitely a date, then. You like flowers, chocolate, what? First impressions count.
[ damn his mouth can sure say things he sometimes wishes it didn't. He's gonna wind up a little broke chickenshit. ]
It's okay! This is such a fun thread and led to some really great things, so thank you for it!
Whoops! Sorry, Hubby said "No" to me getting any sexual favors in return for information.
[ Why is he saying it like that? Well, whatever he and Makoto categorically are to each other is a bit difficult to narrow down. And the easier to swallow options simply don't have the same comedic effect as this. So, that's what he's going with. ]
Wouldn't you know it? You make some beautiful plans after being solicited by a total stranger, and the ol' ball and chain has to put their foot down. [ His amusement is practically a neon sign at this point, so it's pretty clear to anyone tuning into this conversation that he never really took this arrangement seriously in the first place. ]
Since I'm sure you're an upstanding gentleman and not about to break up a happy home, I have a feeling this won't pose any problems. [ How many times will J suggest he's married, just to harass (appease? humiliate?) Makoto? Until he manages one or the other, that's when! ]
He can't ban me from hanging out with coworkers though~! So, as long as we keep our hands to ourselves while we talk about Our Little Pony, you probably won't receive any death threats or dead animals on your doorstep with ominous letters attached.
But I'm not responsible if you do, just so we're clear.