kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

[oomfies]

[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

Comments

[oomfies]

[ girl..HELP!!! THIS MAN!!

Lottie takes a deep breath and tries to remember this is all public, before asking him as nicely as she can: ]

Can you please just ask me a question like a normal person?

[lockedon]

[ That would imply that he is anything remotely like a normal person. ]

Only if you can explain like a normal person.

[ He still hasn't asked the question, btw. ]

[oomfies]

[ She inhales stiffly. ]

And why would you think I can't explain it like a normal person?

i'm going to cry if lottie (rightfully) blocks him again in a second game

[lockedon]

[ She can't see him but he's raising his eyebrows right now, in a you really have to ask kind of way.

But maybe she can still feel the Vibe™ as he (once again) says nothing. ]

im sorry but this is it

[oomfies]

[ Lottie has officially taken a break from the hate crimes™ being committed against her and thus, refuses to reply. Except she doesn't know how to block people traditionally so, instead, she lets Eustace hear the sound of her turning her bath water on in her luxurious abode.

That's right. She is still here but equally raising her brows because she can play the silent game, too! ]