kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

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[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

Comments

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A what?

[ what the FUCK is a selfie ]

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[ oh jesus christ...not THIS again!!!! ]

A selfie??

[lockedon]

[ He is not even going to reply to that because USE YOUR WORDS, LOTTIE???? ]

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God.

[ She can FEEL him and how upset and confused and old he is. ]

Stop judging me with your brain??

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[ He's very confused and upset and also old, that's correct.






But also he's not going to stop (silently) judging until she explains herself. Properly. ]

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[ girl..HELP!!! THIS MAN!!

Lottie takes a deep breath and tries to remember this is all public, before asking him as nicely as she can: ]

Can you please just ask me a question like a normal person?

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( ......... okay, so he doesn't disagree, but it begs the question )

And what, pray tell, do you believe is the key to an image that will make people flock to our cause?

( sounds like someone is questioning your credentials, lottie... )

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[ That would imply that he is anything remotely like a normal person. ]

Only if you can explain like a normal person.

[ He still hasn't asked the question, btw. ]

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[ She inhales stiffly. ]

And why would you think I can't explain it like a normal person?

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You'd have to send me a selfie for me to answer that.

[ SORRY.. She does have answers but after her conversation with Eustace, she needs people to see other people participate. It's science! ]

This is a case by case project!

i'm going to cry if lottie (rightfully) blocks him again in a second game

[lockedon]

[ She can't see him but he's raising his eyebrows right now, in a you really have to ask kind of way.

But maybe she can still feel the Vibe™ as he (once again) says nothing. ]

im sorry but this is it

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[ Lottie has officially taken a break from the hate crimes™ being committed against her and thus, refuses to reply. Except she doesn't know how to block people traditionally so, instead, she lets Eustace hear the sound of her turning her bath water on in her luxurious abode.

That's right. She is still here but equally raising her brows because she can play the silent game, too! ]

[affal]

I don't require any help in this regard.

( i'm sry just bother him a little more )

[affal]

( in the metaphorical, metaphysical space that exists between all of them, makoto has... just been observing these two basically give one another a judgmental silent treatment that would make even the haughtiest toddler jealous.

..............

anyways, after a moment, he interjects: )

It's an image of yourself, Eustace.

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[ Oh, she can work with this. ]

Then send me one anyway to prove it!

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Is this really necessary?

[sis......... can u feel the palpable reluctance from the other end,]

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[ Uh.. RUDE? But eventually someone had to give in.. Better that it be a third party then either one of them. ]

He still won't get it.

[ She speaks like she knows she's right. And then she adds, ]

Ask him if he's ever owned a phone.

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[ Thank you, Makoto, for being NORMAL and REASONABLE and using your words like an adult, despite somehow being the only not-adult between the three of them. It's fine, probably. ]

And that's all there is to it?

[ Ignoring the fact that he has no idea how to take one of these 'selfies' but he can deal with that problem later. ]

[affal]

He doesn't need to have ever owned a phone to know what an image of himself is?

What, do you need him to do the pose and everything?

[lockedon]

What pose?

[ hello????? ]

[affal]

( a deep and long-suffering sigh. )

Fine.

( I don't really have any super selfie-esque pictures for this so he image he sends is instead something like this.

and if she has a difference in fashion choices well she should just keep it to herself tbh /: )

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[ she can feel it sis.. and it's giving her hives. ]

Absolutely! Don't tell me you don't consider looks before choosing to follow somebody.

[expiera]

That's-- not it, of course first impressions are important. But so is personality and attitude, if you want to make a lasting and positive impression!

[...wait,]

What's wrong with how we look? Are you actually thinking of someone in particular, when you say someone may switch side based on appearance and style alone?

[???????]

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[ Don't mind Lottie appraising this image (mentally) for a few moments. Tentatively, no complains about the fashion. High waisted pants are always in. And then she lets loose a: ]

I like your hair!

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..No, but I'm saying he definitely doesn't know if he doesn't know what a phone is.