kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

[oomfies]

[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

Comments

[oomfies]

No? I said I was putting this together for them.

[ In other words: she's doing this of her own free will and definitely for brownie points. Because one thing she witnessed at their super awkward dinner was that, above all, the Regent loves cute girls. So even if she fucks this up she should still be fine! ]

[lockedon]

[ That explains a lot.

Enough, actually, that he doesn't even bother responding and, like Amos, opts to mark the rest of this entire nonsensical conversation as ✓ read.

Have fun, Lottie. 👋 ]

[oomfies]

[ Frankly, she hopes you get fleas and a rash somewhere uncomfortable. Her brain broadcasts this fairly loudly, so much she hopes that his neighbors and dumb little knives hear it!

She'll remember this when your cat boy fur gets matted! 👋 ]