kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

[oomfies]

[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

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[semicharmed]

[ For his part, Matt feels like he's the one who walked into it. Why bum people out more than necessary, when they have a plan (a very fuzzy plan) to set things right (or at least reset them)?

Luckily, he's shocked right out of what promises to turn into a genuine gloom by the phrase "family dinner." He laughs again--this time utterly unpracticed, and weirder for it. The sound, in Lottie's head, may come across less like the auditory experience of laughter, and more like the electrical-chemical processes that go off in the brain when laughter happens. Spark and swell. ]

Is that what we're calling those?

I guess they did say we're all "kindred" ...