kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

[oomfies]

[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

Comments

[oomfies]

[ That.. Answers nothing and everything all at once!! Is Silco being evasive? Or does he have that much clout that numbers don't even matter anymore? Do industrialists even traditionally have clout? ]

You make Zaun [ i'm so sorry but lottie is definitely sounding this out real time ] sound pretty big..

[ She's trying to determine if Zaun is a countryside city or a city city.. She needs numbers Silco!! ]

[zauneyete]

[ They have clout when they're drug kingpins running the entire undercity. ]

It's quite large, yes. We're the undercity beneath Piltover -- and the entire reason they're able to call themselves the "city of progress" [ The tone is acid with its sarcasm ] is due to our industrial might and mines.

[ Just don't ask how rich Zaun is. ]

[oomfies]

Euugh.. Who names their city Piltover?

[ At least Zaun sounds kind of foreign and cool.. And, apparently, is full of mines? In this century?? ]

That doesn't even make any sense if that's their slogan..

[zauneyete]

[ Exactly!! ]

They named it that because they built on top of the River Pilt, supposedly. Although historically, they were the most wealthy of the nation of Zaun, after we had a rather large...devastation, decided that living underground was undesirable.

And so now, they own the both of us. I suppose technically we are called the undercity of Piltover, but... [ Boy, the disgust, it drips from his tone, and colors everything. ] Hopefully, not for long. I like to think we will be Zaun once again.

[oomfies]

[ Lottie can tell there is a lot of baggage going on here, and it isn't just from his tone. Even from his brief, concise, explanation it's plain to see that it's more personal than just history of a weird river town.

Although, she's a bit perplexed - didn't everyone's world's get destroyed?? She doesn't really have it in her to insist he can just say it's all Zaun now, and part of her isn't that invested to do it, either. But she still wants to show her support, so she settles on: ]

I support you being the change you want to see. Show those Piltover boys who's the boss!

[zauneyete]

Or women.

[ He said thinks, bluntly. ] One of them is on the other side, too. Nasty little creature, with all these ideas about how wrong it is to survive.

[ Disgusting. ]