kenoma | the yassification begins, voice

[oomfies]

[ Hello everybody, are you ready for the wildest thing to hit your brain this afternoon? It's Lottie! This time not giving in and resorting to text, and post giving herself the pep talk of her life to introduce this idea to all her fellow baddies™ (literally). ]

Hii! Hope I'm not interrupting anything by posting this since I know we're all busy adjusting. I'm Lottie Person, and I was thinking over some things about the war and all that stuff..

We really need to start working on our image. If we want to make sure people don't leave and join the other side, or think we're bad people, we have to rebrand. Thankfully, I'm pretty experienced in PR [ she isn't ] so I'm putting this thing together for the Regent.

Soo, send me your best selfie!

Thanks. TTYL!

[ Yes, you WILL hear a kissie sound at the end of this post. ]

Comments

[oomfies]

[ Uh.. RUDE? But eventually someone had to give in.. Better that it be a third party then either one of them. ]

He still won't get it.

[ She speaks like she knows she's right. And then she adds, ]

Ask him if he's ever owned a phone.

[affal]

He doesn't need to have ever owned a phone to know what an image of himself is?

What, do you need him to do the pose and everything?

[lockedon]

What pose?

[ hello????? ]

[oomfies]

..No, but I'm saying he definitely doesn't know if he doesn't know what a phone is.